The Joke Thread (NWS)

GClark

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Ninja

An intense sexual position involving a man and a woman and a dildo, the way it is performed is

first, you turn off all the lighs in the room

second, you start banging the girl in the ass

third, you shove the dildo in her ass and pull out so she "does not know"

fourth, you jump to her side scream NINJA and punch her in the face.

 

Mighty Subie

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umm

has anyone heard of the newest std going around?

It's called cherpies

it's a canarial disease

and it's un-tweetable.

 

Mighty Subie

New member
so this 10 year old girl asks her dad to take her to see this new disney movie that's out.

he told that if she wanted to go see it, she would have to give him head.

after a little while, she decided she really wanted to go see the movie and obliged him.

when she was done she looked up and asked: "daddy, why does your dick taste like $hit?"

he replies, "because your little brother wanted to go too"

too far???

 

IBratmanI

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Wow that's bad. I have a similar one but less graphic

A guy and a 7 year old girl took a walk into the woods one night. As they were walking the little girl said, "It's dark out here, I'm getting scared." The guy replied, "you think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone!"

And another.....

What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?

Michael Phelps can finish a race

 

IBratmanI

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Yup it is!!! I hear some terrible jokes from the guys at work, you hear them and just go, "Oh that's terrible!" But then you laugh a little! LOL

 

TheNailman

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