Ha ha.  A teenager is why this has all happened.  16 year old decided XP wasn't good enough so he loaded Ubuntu.  I couldn't do pics, video, or interweb.  All plugins were gone and I had no idea even how to load them or get on the web or load the ip with it and it was so unfamiliar scary I asked him to switch it back to XP.
Now XP is back, smoother than ever before, except for the no audio part.  At least now I can cruise around and find solutions and know where I need to put stuff.
Yip, emachine from way back.  Driver should be listed somewhere.