Mini would be a hi tech replacement for the Rally Jeep, only feloniously faster.
A4 would be waaaay bettAr for stylin on a date, and for collecting Big Tickets on I-95.
don't think the Audi has the ground clearance or wheel travel to deal with Maine back roads, and the Mini AllFour just took 6th in its WRC debut at Rallye d'Italia, hint hint.
PS--my main prob with the Allfour is the downturned corners of the grille/mouth, it looks like it's pouting. White out them lil corners, and the car would look like, "hey get outa my way so I don't punt you into the puckerbrush!"