TheNailman
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There is no way to properly explain what happened here. . ...
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Impreza05
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Stupid pens!
TheNailman
Warcock
um.. .yea. that's my kitchen floor. ..and lemme tell ya, im way too drunk to clean that up tonight
TheNailman
Warcock
goddammit. ...now i'm WAY drunker :tard:
saabaru
New member
Question is, why do you have so many pens?
Redline
Member
ha ha... SNL skit:
Connary: "I'll take the penis mightier for 500!"
Trebek: "That's the PEN is Mightier"
Connary: "Yes, but does it work? Will it mighty my penis?"
Connary: "I'll take the penis mightier for 500!"
Trebek: "That's the PEN is Mightier"
Connary: "Yes, but does it work? Will it mighty my penis?"
saabaru
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:laughing4: Suck it Trebeck. I'll take Titties for 200.
EvilAsPie
New member
"You could have said bark or ruff..."
"Ruff! That's the way your mother likes it, Trebeck!"
"Ruff! That's the way your mother likes it, Trebeck!"
saabaru
New member
Like my hat, funny right... Turd Furguson.
Redline
Member
Aaaabbbbeeee Dooobbbbeee...
STOP YELLING AT ME
STOP YELLING AT ME
TheNailman
Warcock
ok. ..it's 3 mins shy of 11am. ..i just woke up. .and its friday. so i guess i'm doing ok in the grand scheme of things.
now i'm going back to bed.
questions pertaining to the origin of these pens will be addressed before i go to work tonight
and thanks guys for making me laugh with the penis mightier. now i gotta get the image of sean connery outta my head before i go to sleep or my dreams are gonna be all 007 asskicking. ones
i'm also thinking of legally changing my name to Turd Furguson
now i'm going back to bed.
questions pertaining to the origin of these pens will be addressed before i go to work tonight
and thanks guys for making me laugh with the penis mightier. now i gotta get the image of sean connery outta my head before i go to sleep or my dreams are gonna be all 007 asskicking. ones
i'm also thinking of legally changing my name to Turd Furguson
TheNailman
Warcock
ok. ..so what happened
pilots are duchebacgs for the most part (sorry present company)
they have their logbook that they always write stuff in...
eg
1. seat back is lumpy
2. we hit a balloon or a bird or something.. .
3. radio isn't loud enough
etc. .
usually its bullshit, or stuff of very little importance. if something is important,
THEY FIND A MECHANIC....
so after they get done writing up that their footwarmers aren't warm enough and their toes got chilly, they leave their pen that they stole from a random hotel the night before in the cockpit pen holder. sooo. .. i do my part to knock down the amount of frivelous writeups, and allieviate them of their excess pens. ...yoinks!
long story short. . .that's about 6mo of pens. . .they were starting to draw attention at work, and i didnt want them to fall out of my locker.. ..like this.
so my roomie was having band practice, and when they get a couple beers in them they get a little grab-assy. .. so one thing led to another, one threw a pen at another, the the other guy throws the box back at him. . .and much laughing was had by all.
the end.
pilots are duchebacgs for the most part (sorry present company)
they have their logbook that they always write stuff in...
eg
1. seat back is lumpy
2. we hit a balloon or a bird or something.. .
3. radio isn't loud enough
etc. .
usually its bullshit, or stuff of very little importance. if something is important,
THEY FIND A MECHANIC....
so after they get done writing up that their footwarmers aren't warm enough and their toes got chilly, they leave their pen that they stole from a random hotel the night before in the cockpit pen holder. sooo. .. i do my part to knock down the amount of frivelous writeups, and allieviate them of their excess pens. ...yoinks!
long story short. . .that's about 6mo of pens. . .they were starting to draw attention at work, and i didnt want them to fall out of my locker.. ..like this.
so my roomie was having band practice, and when they get a couple beers in them they get a little grab-assy. .. so one thing led to another, one threw a pen at another, the the other guy throws the box back at him. . .and much laughing was had by all.
the end.
Redline
Member
that's awesome.
240sx gt-s
New member
That is awesome. Hahaha. These are the threads that make STM special.
that's a pretty sweet collection of pens.
P.S.
Connery - "Let's try "The Rapists" for $20"
Trebek - "How about "Show and Tell" for $600? I'll just show you an object, and you'll tell me what it is, okay?"
that's a pretty sweet collection of pens.
P.S.
Connery - "Let's try "The Rapists" for $20"
Trebek - "How about "Show and Tell" for $600? I'll just show you an object, and you'll tell me what it is, okay?"
Legacy02
New member
there is nothing wrong with that many pens :thumbsup: