ANTI-SEIZE PSA BY CHRIS (NSFW LANGUAGE)

Chris

Chris

YARRR SUBY MONSTER!!
HOLY fudge PEOPLE USE cookieIN ANTI-SEIZE.

 

WHAT, might you ask is anti-seize? IT'S cookieIN GOLD IN A JAR!!! Even though it's a silver colour.

It's wonderful raisin that makes your life easier.

It makes the life of the next person to work on your car eisier, it makes the universe go around more happily.

It even gets you cookieIN LAID (I'll explain later).

 

WHY, might you ask, would one use anti-seize?

If you have to ask this question you've never worked on a car in Maine. Seriously, you don't know what the fudge you're doing if you've never said "I cookieIN WISH THE LAST PERSON WHO PUT THIS GOD DAMN FASTENER IN USED cookieIN ANTI-SEIZE."

If you've never spend an entire cookieIN HOUR removing one fastener, you are a lucky cookieIN bastard, but still don't understand why anti-seize is a good thing.

But for those of you who may just be getting into working on cars... If you use this magic stuff when you put thing back together... the fasteners won't cookieNG SEIZE!!!

 

This means that when you take it apart again in two years you won't break bolts off, break captive nuts in cookieIN impossible to get to places. Thus necessitating you to cut cookieIN holes in your car and weld new cookieIN captive nuts in!

 

You might say "but Chris, I'm gonna have a wicked ballah job in 2 years, I don't give a fudge if things seize up!!! I'll pay my cookieIN mechanic!"

You'll spend so much cookieIN money having your car fixed because all the seized up raisin you'll be broke and living in a cardboard box on the street. Use cookieIN anti-seize.

 

 

AND BEST OF ALL. ANTI-SEIZE GETS YOU cookieIN LAID!

 

Let's say you have this really hot girl for a date, and you're driving along and your cookieIN ball joint breaks and your car zips off the road into the ditch. Now, normally YOU'RE cookieED! BUT, behold ANTI-SEIZE!

Fortunately you read my cookieIN PSA and used ANTI-SEIZE!!

 

You pull out your cookieIN swiss army knife and because you used ANTI-SEIZE the cookieIN ball joint comes out like butter. And you take the spare ball joint out of your cookieIN glove box and install it. OF COURSE WITH ANTI-SEIZE!!!

 

And now you just cookieIN FIXED YOUR CAR WITH A SWISS ARMY KNIFE!!! SHE'LL THINK YOU'RE cookieIN MACGYVER!

YOU'LL GET LAID SO HARD AFTER YOU DATE YOU'LL POP ANOTHER cookieIN BALL JOINT!

 

 

So if you all heed my PSA your life will be so much cookieIN better, and you'll have me to thank for it!

 
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LMAO. Anti-sieze has kept my exhaust bolts all nice and clean. On a ship EVERYTHING gets a coat of antisieze. You won't find much worse corrosion there(1/4" pipes that rust through in a matter of a couple years sometimes).

 
It's an open ended rant because I've worked on a lot of cars in the last year. And I've had a lot of stuck raisin.

When I worked in the shop, the oxy/ace torch made a daily appearance to get stuff apart.

 
I love never seize. or anti seize if you want to call it that. I have the higher temp stuff and the regular stuff. I use it all the time. My old man taught me to and I have ever since I was young. I yell at people who don't use it.

 
I was working on this boat. I was changing the cutlass bearing. The bearing that's underwater for the prop shaft.

This boat was aluminum and it had stainless set screws into aluminum under salt water for 8 years.

The people who put it together last were very kind and used anti seize. And guess what? They came right out! No fuss, just came out like they'd gone in yesterday. I was in awe. I think I stood there in disbelief for 5 minutes.

 
Mighty Subie said:
I was talking about the stuff with the red cap that comes in a little blueish tube, that's what you meant right????
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There are a lot of different types of the stuff. They all work pretty well.

I use this one, it makes a mess all over the place. But it works really well, and isn't too expensive.

It boils down to; using anti-seize is better than not using anything. So it doesn't really matter what kind you use. Basically it's something to keep the threads from rusting and fusing, anything that does that wins.

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Mighty Subie said:
I was making a joke about this::

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HAHA
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Speaking of red loctite... On that very same boat. I was taking out a 3gal expansion tank from the fresh water system. It was mounted with rubber mounts, much the same as engine mounts. A stud on each side connected together with rubber for vibration purposes. It was like 6mm hardware

Some cookiein' asshole decided to put it together with RED cookieIN' LOCTITE! Made up for the saved time on the cutlass bearing.

 
Anti-sieze is good for many applications. Generally if it needs loctite it will say somewhere. Anti-sieze also aids in getting a true torque. When reassembling something the best idea is to run thread chasers over everything you can and put some anti-sieze on.

Oh, they make some anti-sieze with copper in it.

 
I wish the last guy that took my front subframe off used this stuff would of saved me 4 drill bits. Every screw i take off of my car has this stuff on it when it goes back in.

 
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