Chris
YARRR SUBY MONSTER!!
HOLY fudge PEOPLE USE FUCKIN ANTI-SEIZE.
WHAT, might you ask is anti-seize? IT'S FUCKIN GOLD IN A JAR!!! Even though it's a silver colour.
It's wonderful shit that makes your life easier.
It makes the life of the next person to work on your car eisier, it makes the universe go around more happily.
It even gets you FUCKIN LAID (I'll explain later).
WHY, might you ask, would one use anti-seize?
If you have to ask this question you've never worked on a car in Maine. Seriously, you don't know what the fudge you're doing if you've never said "I FUCKIN WISH THE LAST PERSON WHO PUT THIS GOD DAMN FASTENER IN USED FUCKIN ANTI-SEIZE."
If you've never spend an entire FUCKIN HOUR removing one fastener, you are a lucky FUCKIN bastard, but still don't understand why anti-seize is a good thing.
But for those of you who may just be getting into working on cars... If you use this magic stuff when you put thing back together... the fasteners won't FUCKNG SEIZE!!!
This means that when you take it apart again in two years you won't break bolts off, break captive nuts in FUCKIN impossible to get to places. Thus necessitating you to cut FUCKIN holes in your car and weld new FUCKIN captive nuts in!
You might say "but Chris, I'm gonna have a wicked ballah job in 2 years, I don't give a fudge if things seize up!!! I'll pay my FUCKIN mechanic!"
You'll spend so much FUCKIN money having your car fixed because all the seized up shit you'll be broke and living in a cardboard box on the street. Use FUCKIN anti-seize.
AND BEST OF ALL. ANTI-SEIZE GETS YOU FUCKIN LAID!
Let's say you have this really hot girl for a date, and you're driving along and your FUCKIN ball joint breaks and your car zips off the road into the ditch. Now, normally YOU'RE FUCKED! BUT, behold ANTI-SEIZE!
Fortunately you read my FUCKIN PSA and used ANTI-SEIZE!!
You pull out your FUCKIN swiss army knife and because you used ANTI-SEIZE the FUCKIN ball joint comes out like butter. And you take the spare ball joint out of your FUCKIN glove box and install it. OF COURSE WITH ANTI-SEIZE!!!
And now you just FUCKIN FIXED YOUR CAR WITH A SWISS ARMY KNIFE!!! SHE'LL THINK YOU'RE FUCKIN MACGYVER!
YOU'LL GET LAID SO HARD AFTER YOU DATE YOU'LL POP ANOTHER FUCKIN BALL JOINT!
So if you all heed my PSA your life will be so much FUCKIN better, and you'll have me to thank for it!
WHAT, might you ask is anti-seize? IT'S FUCKIN GOLD IN A JAR!!! Even though it's a silver colour.
It's wonderful shit that makes your life easier.
It makes the life of the next person to work on your car eisier, it makes the universe go around more happily.
It even gets you FUCKIN LAID (I'll explain later).
WHY, might you ask, would one use anti-seize?
If you have to ask this question you've never worked on a car in Maine. Seriously, you don't know what the fudge you're doing if you've never said "I FUCKIN WISH THE LAST PERSON WHO PUT THIS GOD DAMN FASTENER IN USED FUCKIN ANTI-SEIZE."
If you've never spend an entire FUCKIN HOUR removing one fastener, you are a lucky FUCKIN bastard, but still don't understand why anti-seize is a good thing.
But for those of you who may just be getting into working on cars... If you use this magic stuff when you put thing back together... the fasteners won't FUCKNG SEIZE!!!
This means that when you take it apart again in two years you won't break bolts off, break captive nuts in FUCKIN impossible to get to places. Thus necessitating you to cut FUCKIN holes in your car and weld new FUCKIN captive nuts in!
You might say "but Chris, I'm gonna have a wicked ballah job in 2 years, I don't give a fudge if things seize up!!! I'll pay my FUCKIN mechanic!"
You'll spend so much FUCKIN money having your car fixed because all the seized up shit you'll be broke and living in a cardboard box on the street. Use FUCKIN anti-seize.
AND BEST OF ALL. ANTI-SEIZE GETS YOU FUCKIN LAID!
Let's say you have this really hot girl for a date, and you're driving along and your FUCKIN ball joint breaks and your car zips off the road into the ditch. Now, normally YOU'RE FUCKED! BUT, behold ANTI-SEIZE!
Fortunately you read my FUCKIN PSA and used ANTI-SEIZE!!
You pull out your FUCKIN swiss army knife and because you used ANTI-SEIZE the FUCKIN ball joint comes out like butter. And you take the spare ball joint out of your FUCKIN glove box and install it. OF COURSE WITH ANTI-SEIZE!!!
And now you just FUCKIN FIXED YOUR CAR WITH A SWISS ARMY KNIFE!!! SHE'LL THINK YOU'RE FUCKIN MACGYVER!
YOU'LL GET LAID SO HARD AFTER YOU DATE YOU'LL POP ANOTHER FUCKIN BALL JOINT!
So if you all heed my PSA your life will be so much FUCKIN better, and you'll have me to thank for it!
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